So this has already been pretty widely covered, however I couldn't not link to it. This slideshow is probably the single worst and most crudely photoshopped thing I've ever seen. I'm a huge fan of Photoshop Disasters, so when you hit the intersection of that and Bloomberg, I'm all over it. Smile for the camera kids!
Don't let my bright smile fool you. I am absolutely petrified. Please, someone for the love of God get me down from here.